Dancing In The City
Archive for September, 2017
More Attention Whoring
NEGLECT MY FARCEBOOK PAGE AT YOUR PERIL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! NO ONE AND NOTHING SCREAMS ‘STARVED OF ATTENTION’ LOUDER THAN GOOD OL’ ‘FUCK MY ARSEBOOK’. http://facebook.com/zoe.vincent3
After all you’re all ‘indigo kids’ and special snowfish lightsnakers right?
Whaddjamean I ain’t speshul? I got gold medals for everything I did in school, so did all the other kids and so did the kids from the sink school around the block. The kids who lived in slums and whose mams were crack whores and gangstas scored especially high on gold medals, but as we didn’t really want no, uh EFFORT ON YOUR PART to be involved (as hard work, courage and determination are such appalling abuses of power) we just had the ‘lightbulb moment’ to tell ’em all they’re winners and much too good for this world.
Have ya goddit mah bitches? (I mean that in a Stephen Fry, moist and fluffy kind of way). ‘Lightworker’ is a contradiction in terms and discriminatory toward darkness. I myself work best at night. So don’t come to me looking for crystals, tarot readings or fuckin’ colour therapy BITCHES! I’m far too busy spraying Tesco’s Finest Cocaine Body Mist over my entire body and wearing heroin on my head like a kinda stylish ‘crown of thorns’.
Besides ‘work’ has. Uh. Let’s say TRAUMATIC associations for some of us speshul bits of belly button fluff. So go carefully and randomly around us witcha herbal tea, ‘nutritional advice’, ‘alternative remedies’ and whatnot. They’re liable to take on a life of their own and start spontaneously and a propos of nothing flying around your house, causing your beds to rock violently from side to side, and in a worst case scenario, actually setting fire to your Internet Connection.
You don’t want that, I hear you bleat. Well true. Nobody would mind dwelling in a cavernous, burnt out hole in the ground with no hot water, food or bath. We can grovel there for all eternity in our own piss, shit and vomit – provided we can still ‘check’ our ‘friends’ on ‘facebook’.
Because they are just so gosh darn awesome. ONE TAKE!!!
Am I Still Ill? 